Who won last night’s debate? Well, let me get out ahead of some of the white male punditry and give you my final analysis RIGHT NOW. I spent the evening watching the debate a total of three times. That should tell you not to believe a goddamn thing that asshole […]
“Iowa’s first-in-the-nation status isn’t about party affiliation or identity politics.” What the fuck do you mean by THAT, you plump prick? That is a sentence taken from the joint op-ed written by the Chairmen of the Dem and Republican parties of Iowa. Yeah, they work together sometimes. Contained within that […]
Look, I don’t know how to say this in a kind way. Pete ain’t it. He’s so “ain’t it” he has me over here on Twitter getting retweeted by Berniebros. He’s so ain’t it I stopped even Blocking the Roses, because they make all types of sense when it comes to Pete
Oh, Hai. Kamala Harris should be Queen of Everything, and it’s time for y’all to accept that. Lately people seem to have forgotten just how awesome Kamala Harris is, so it’s time to remind you just how Queen she can be. I won’t just tell you, I will show you. […]
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!! HOLD THE FUCK UP. What the fuck are you talking about? Can a bitch get an example or two?