Bernie ain’t gonna be around forever to provide you with a platform from which to spew your Televangelism style minstrelry, so you might wanna not burn every goddamn bridge in existence. Then again, maybe you don’t give a fuck. It’s all good, there will always be job openings for Professors at Clown College, and we all know for fact that you’re more than qualified.
Kamala is fine, she is tough, she is fierce, and so are we. This is not the end, my dears, we have only just begun. Be brave.
Bernie is GOING ROGUE!!! Like a fucking PIRATE! Oh, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum, matey! Pirate Captain Bernie Sanders, the man who has taken over the Democratic Party Ship, has finally reached the spot marked with an X, and is ready to dig up a win before […]
Bernie Sanders, known liar, has lied to “the People” again, and is now refusing to disclose his medical records. Think about this for a minute; a nearly 80 year old heart attack patient wants to be leader of the Free World, yet also wants us to keep us in the […]
It is finally 2020, and the Primary can still eat an entire bag of dicks. For a Primary that began filled with possibilities, and relative youth and color, this suck-ass primary has become one of the oldest and whitest ever. We have Warren, a youthful 70 years old, and to […]