Bernie is GOING ROGUE!!! Like a fucking PIRATE! Oh, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum, matey! Pirate Captain Bernie Sanders, the man who has taken over the Democratic Party Ship, has finally reached the spot marked with an X, and is ready to dig up a win before […]
Former lounge singer turned Religious Guru, Marianne Williamson, floated into our Democratic Primary on a cloud of aromatherapy steam and chakra healing dreams, and then she floated right back out again. She has officially ended her bid for the Democratic nomination. We all wondered what the entire fuck she was […]
It is finally 2020, and the Primary can still eat an entire bag of dicks. For a Primary that began filled with possibilities, and relative youth and color, this suck-ass primary has become one of the oldest and whitest ever. We have Warren, a youthful 70 years old, and to […]
Look, I don’t know how to say this in a kind way. Pete ain’t it. He’s so “ain’t it” he has me over here on Twitter getting retweeted by Berniebros. He’s so ain’t it I stopped even Blocking the Roses, because they make all types of sense when it comes to Pete
Oh oh, Spaghetti-O! The Obama AND Clinton world gave us Trump? Not the racism or the bigotry, the xenophobia, and the unfettered sexism, along Russian cyber attacks, white backlash, and fear mongering?