Trashbag Tomi Lahren Was AOC For Halloween Also She’s An Idiot Who Once Said Kamala Slept Her Way To The Top

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Tinky Larem, well known right-wing troll who has her own Fox Nation show, is a fucking idiot. No shit, she was already an idiot, I know that, just let me tell you what had happened. So, this corny chic was hanging out, likely by her damn self because who would be friends with that, when Lo and Behold! She hit upon an idea. This doesn’t happen often for her. Please clap. Tini decided she would dress up as someone very scary, someone dangerous, someone…dusky. Like most right wing trolls, Tupo Larenge is not very creative in her fears, so she couldn’t simply dress up as Roger “The Babadook” Stone like a normal person who wants to scare the shit out of children and adults alike. Oh No! That would be too goddamn clever, and like I said, she is an idiot.

No, the babadook was out, but like Liz Warren, Tangi had “A Plan.”

Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren chose to dress up “as the thing that scares me most” for Halloween: Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York.

How fucking stupid are you, Tillie? You’re SCARED of AOC, like, for real? She’s like 98 pounds and sounds like a History Teacher or a Science Teacher, but the nice one who would write you hall passes that she knew you had no legit reason to ask for. I may not be the biggest AOC fan since that thing she did that I’m not going to mention. But it’s damn sure not because she scares me. She would have to be effective in Congress for that to happen. Not to be an asshole, but she’s not.

“I’m not afraid of ghouls, ghosts, zombies or political incorrectness,” she wrote in the Instagram post below. “I am far more terrified AOC was actually elected to the United States Congress. Talk about a haunted House.”

Hardee har har! Bish… You are not fucking funny. And if your ass had put one more smidge of bronzer on, it was finna be on on sight. Not fucking playing with y’all. I’d have her ass dressing up as ME next year. I love how she put political incorrectness out there like it’s something Liberals fear? It’s not.

While her Instagram fanbase, which totals 1.6 million followers, mostly cheered the outfit choice, it didn’t seem to go over very well on Twitter.

Yeah. Apparently all of her Instagram followers are idiots too. I hate to say this but, Thank GOD for Twitter. Twitter does not play.

 

Awwww! Isn’t she extra nice to AOC at Tommo’s expense? I mean, I probably wouldn’t pour the special sauce on so thick, not after what AOC did, but, cool cool.

OMFG. This is the best one.

OH MY FUCKING GAWD! No, THIS is the best one. Straight up.

 

Y’all… Why did you MURDER Tinko Lopen??? GOOD JOB! She’s DIED. Maybe this will teach her ass a lesson. Every single time this dipshit starts a beef with anyone darker than a powdered donut, she gets her ass dog walked like a chihuahua with the shits. I remember one time she came at Kamala Harris and we had to wreck her ass. So what if it’s punching down. Our arms reached, didn’t they?

Tomi Lahren had to apologize to Kamala Harris on Twitter for saying she “slept her way to the top” a few days ago.

Nobody gives a shit about Tummy’s dumb ass stupid fucking apology. We care about Kamala Harris.


AND

Timon. Kamala Harris had to win millions of votes, are you saying she slept with everyone? Because if so, I feel left the fuck out, Kamala! I’m filing a Grievance. I want what I’m owed.

Yeah, fuck her. Go read the fucking link.

The moral of THIS story, is don’t be a garbage bag filled with hot catshit like Tinki Larynx and your ass won’t catch fade in cyberspace. Also, don’t be a goddamn conservative and try to make any fucking jokes. They are not good at that at the fuck all. Nobody laughs at their joke who you’d ever want to laugh WITH. We laugh AT those “people.”

If you want people to like you and like your costume, try to be more like this weird ass guy who made me laugh and laugh, and imma watch it again.

Enjoy!

 

 

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King Beauregard
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King Beauregard

Oh my lord, that mayonnaise one. I mean, it’s a waste of perfectly good mayonnaise, but then again that’s our Tomi in a nutshell.

I find it’s essentially impossible to successfully mock her name, though. “Tomi Lahren” is already about the dumbest name possible; it’s not a name so much as a bad Scrabble hand. I guess the one consolation is that she has become a person worthy of a idiotic name.

Betsy Davenport
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Betsy Davenport

If it was so easy for a woman to sleep her way to the top, there’d be a lot more women at the top.