This entire piece is a trigger. Trigger warning in effect as of now. I deleted most of what I had written earlier. The tone was a bit too lighthearted and snarky, and snark, while a powerful tool, can seem crass and gauche when it doesn’t do the subject matter any […]
Bernie ain’t gonna be around forever to provide you with a platform from which to spew your Televangelism style minstrelry, so you might wanna not burn every goddamn bridge in existence. Then again, maybe you don’t give a fuck. It’s all good, there will always be job openings for Professors at Clown College, and we all know for fact that you’re more than qualified.
Meghan Bo Peep, aka Meghan McCain, is right about something again. This is a rare occurrence in the land of Conservatopia, where ladies buy ugly frocks made by Ivanka, and think Don Jr is just a “Dreamboat” like Moondoggie from Gidget or some shit. I wouldn’t normally discuss Megs, but […]
Kamala is fine, she is tough, she is fierce, and so are we. This is not the end, my dears, we have only just begun. Be brave.
Nina Turner’s wilding again, and yes, y’all, it’s all about our Best Friend Bernie Sanders again. I do wish she would shut up. Here is the title of her piece, you’re gonna LOOOOVE IT: While Bernie Sanders has always stood up for African Americans, Joe Biden has repeatedly let us […]
Bernie is GOING ROGUE!!! Like a fucking PIRATE! Oh, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum, matey! Pirate Captain Bernie Sanders, the man who has taken over the Democratic Party Ship, has finally reached the spot marked with an X, and is ready to dig up a win before […]